Sunday, March 14, 2010

rain is a good thing..

this post is being co-brought to you by Spencer and Heidi.. "Speidi"..

sorry for the long delay, let's see if i "still have it"..

"16 And Pregnant".. i've wrote about this show before but there's just so much to be said.. should the entire family believe in Santa Claus? how come Maci was so hot and the rest of the girls were fat and stupid? when you have screaming matches on a daily basis, is it really benefiting the kid to be staying together? why didn't they get Plan B? how come girls didn't have sex with me in high school? i probably would have been a pretty terrible dad at that point. remember those "babies" we had to bring home that were actually 5 pound bags of flour? i threw mine in the closet immediately and dug it out the day i had to bring it back. somehow it still was leaking. not exactly "Father of the Year" material, but at least i wasn't screaming at anyone..

how were half of the Winter Olympic events invented? i have problems with bobsledding, curling, the duathalon or biathlon.. also ice dancing, but that's more spandex/glitter/male package-related.. how do you even make a bobsled track? i'd probably take out the giant concrete pillar that's doing absolutely nothing except killing people.. i don't know if there's much else to say about curling, other than i got hooked in for a good 2 hours one night because one of the foreign female curlers was moderately attractive (more on this later). i don't even understand the rules really. in the duabiathlon, you ski forever, then you pick up a gun and shoot a target 5 times.. talk about peanut butter and jelly.. i couldn't think of two things that are more made for each other (besides the co-sponsors of this post)..

this also came to mind while watching the Olympics.. the unattractive girls outnumber the attractive girls by such a large margin that just a moderately-attractive girl like Lindsey Vonn is considered hot.. put her next to any every-day attractive girl and there would be no difference but people make her out to be gorgeous.. it just isn't true.. she's "Olympic hot"..

i got a minor when i was 19.. actually it was a "minor possession".. mom and dad still don't know, so don't tell them.. here's what went down: my buddy Ryan called me one night to ask me if i wanted to go to a party.. i wasn't all that into the idea but he convinced me to come out for a while, probably pumping my brain full of half-naked drunk girls or whatever.. true salesman.. anyway, i grab my alcohol that i had hidden under my bed, probably like 5 Mikes Hard Lemonades or something equally de-emasculating.. the girl's parents were gone for the night, i guess.. her name was Sarah, or Laura.. one of them.. i was pretty socially awkward at the time so i spent a majority of the night sitting on the couch watching the NBA slam dunk contest and listening to the Eminem cd that was pumping through the basement.. i also believe i lost to a girl at pool, probably my way of hitting on her, although my drink of choice probably ended that before it started.. the basement had a patio door that opened into the backyard, and that was open constantly for people to go out and smoke and pee and puke, whatever.. suddenly the 5-0 rolls up and there are a few cops standing in the open doorway.. i weigh the consequences in my head of screaming "fuck the police!" in my head, deciding not to.. instead i drop my drink and hurdle the couch and sprint towards the stairs.. there were probably 7 steps total but it felt like it took my 3 minutes to get up them.. since they didn't hand out blueprints of the house at the doorway, i pause at the top of the steps, looking for the door to freedom.. eeny, meeny, miney, mo.. sprint into a bedroom.. fuck.. cop grabs me by the hood of my sweatshirt and asks me an seemingly rhetorical question: "are you having fun yet?".. (i was before he showed up).. anyway, i get to cross "sitting in the back of a cop car" off my bucket list, and also in there with me is an underage girl from Sartell who's crying about how her parents are going to kill her and she asks to hold my hand.. the cops have gone searching for people who were more adept at exiting a house, i'm naturally thinking about how legendary it would be to fuck a girl in the back of a cop car.. that thought quickly faded because my bladder was on the brink of exploding.. i couldn't have been happier to see the cop coming back to talk to us.. "hey, can i piss?" i politely ask.. "not in here".. hilarious.. meanwhile, crazy girl is pleading to be let go, only further delaying my release from the backseat and the pain throbbing in my back.. that's right, i had to pee so bad that my back hurt.. finally, it's decided that i've been cooperating enough to get a "minor possession" rather than "minor consumption", which is the exactly same fine anyway.. he could have charged me with 2nd degree assault at this point and i would have signed the paper.. he tells me i'm free to go and i sprint/waddle/tip-toe towards the trees about 15 feet away and drain myself in front of him.. $165 well spent..

how come there are more Target carts in the mall than in Target?

my favorite website/phone app is Texts From Last Night.. a couple random ones i'll pick out:

(739) Just smoked weed out of a trumpet..
(1-739) Just had a slip-and-slide contest in our dorm hallway.
(739) Tie.

(678) He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
(770) I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet"..

(864) She does have a great personality.
(1-864) Yeah, in her vagina.

(207) Woke up in a different state, wearing only a BK crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....

(214) I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in.. gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work

(971) I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503) Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971) Dammit, I wish I could remember that

(318) This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular... her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions


my roommate and i had become regulars at the local Buffalo Wild Wings on Wednesday nights for karaoke.. neither of us ever sang but we made fun of those who did.. anyway, this actually happened a couple months ago.. i don't remember what i ordered but it came with a pickle and i didn't eat it.. so the man next to me asks me if he can "borrow" it.. i reluctantly say "sure" and he grabs it and basically sprints out of the building.. that same night, i was offered a chew by the woman who took his spot after he left..

something else i've learned at Buffalo Wild Wings.. i have a very low tolerance for hot/spicy foods.. they have a sauce called Mango Habanero (sp?), which is higher on the hotness scale but everyone else i've talked to had said it's not hot at all.. so my roommate tells the bartender to put some on a chip and let me try it.. my lips and tongue were on fire for the next 20 minutes, i started sweating, my face got red, and the bartender called me a girl..

bought $100 worth of WWF wrestling movies at Best Buy in the presence of a girl and she continued talking to me afterwards.. win..

i'm thinking about starting P90X after seeing a commercial today with 55 year old men completely cut out of granite.. that way i wouldn't have to worry about 55 year old men in the sauna at the gym asking me if i'm single (happened)..


The latest Maxim magazine teaches guys how to cheat and get away with it.. pretty unreal.. a few of their tips: program them into your phone as guys so when your girlfriend glances at your phone mid text, they don't see a girls name.. if you have an affair, you have to set up a new email account with a different password.. don't date them, just fuck them.. don't be nicer to your girlfriend, that raises suspicions..

Kara DioGuardi is also pictures in this Maxim. she's one of the American Idol judges. i have a crush on her.

Men's Health has an story this month titled "It Takes Two: what women really want you to know, think and feel about their breasts".. that will be fun and educational.. where was this class in college?

Men's Health Tips

You no longer have to guess what women like in bed.

With the help of Cosmopolitan magazine, we asked 6,000 men and women to tell us everything -- what they like, what they hate, what they've done, what they're dying to try.

The results were as surprising -- men and women want sex equally often -- as they were enticing: Most women want to experiment and are just waiting for you to ask.

Here are the complete results of the survey, but you can also read What She Wants You to Do to Her to get even more sex tips.

Question He said She said
1. How often do you want sex?
Two or three times a week 34.8% 35.1%
Once a day 30 26.3
Several times a day 25.3 25.7
Once a week 3.81 6.3
Two or three times a month 3 3.7
Less than once a month 2.3 1.7
Once a month .8 1.2

2. Do you wish your partner would
Initiate sex more often 66.3% 35.2%
Initiate sex less often 1.25 6.2
Respond to your advances more 14.7 16.3
None of the above 17.7 42.3

3. Which of the following is most likely to cause you to turn down sex with your partner?
I never turn down sex 53.7% 29.1%
I'm just not in the mood 19.2 25.7
I'm too stressed out 12.6 12.1
Partner is not very good 4 2.8
Need more time to warm up 3.52 15.6
Partner takes too long to orgasm 2.6 3
I need an emotional connection 1.8 7.8
Partner wants too much foreplay 1.4 .7
Partner wants too much sex 1.3 3.3

4. What time of the day are you most likely to be in the mood for sex?
Before I go to bed 33.9% 36.9%
In the morning, after I wake up 28.1 14.9
In the evening, after I get home 14.3 13.2
After dinner 8.6 10.3
In the middle of the night 5.7 10.8
In the afternoon, during work 3.5 6.1
In the morning, after breakfast 3 2.3
In the afternoon, at lunch 2.9 5.6

5. What sort of date is most likely to put you in the mood for sex?
A romantic dinner out 27.7% 23.4%
A quiet night at home 26.1 28.7
Dancing 14.6 25.4
An adventure date outdoors 10.1 5.2
Visiting a pub; Darts, pool 9.8 7.3
A formal event 7.4 4.1
A concert or comedy show 2.2 1.8
Going to a sporting event 1.6 2.8
Shopping .6 1.4

6. When do you generally have sex with a new partner?
After the third date 7.9% 11.6%
After a month of dating 14 16.1
After the fourth or fifth date 13.6 11.4
After the second date 12.4 7.1
Only after marriage 9.1 4.4
After the first date 8.6 5.2
The same night we meet 7.8 3.4
After several months of dating 6.6 19.4
Once we've discussed exclusivity 6.3 17.2
Never, I practice abstinence 3.3 2.5
Only after he pops the question .3 1.8

7. a. Men: If I'm really interested, I want to have sex:
As soon as I get the okay 48.2%
When I'm ready, even if she is first 24
Wait until we are exclusive 21.3
Wait until a certain number of dates 6.5

7.b. Women: If I'm really interested, I want to have sex:
Wait until we're committed 40.4%
Few dates, so he won't think I'm a slut 37.6
Whenever I want, even on first date 21.9

8. a. Men: Which of the following is most likely to bring you to orgasm?
Vaginal sex 75.6%
Oral sex 17
Manual simulation--by me 4.1
Manual stimulation--by her 3.3

8.b. Women: Which of the following is most likely to bring you to orgasm?
Clitoral stimulation--by him 28.1%
Vaginal sex--with him 26.8
Oral sex 20.7
Clitoral simulation--by me 14.8
Clitoral stimulation--by a sex toy 8.1

9. Which of the following is most likely to prevent you from having an orgasm?
I never have any problem 47% 11.4%
I'm distracted 25.3 22.8
My partner doesn't know what to do 8.2 15.6
There's no emotional connection 8 6.8
My partner doesn't last long enough 6 19.4
Partner needs to ask what to do 3.4 6.9
It's difficult for me to orgasm 2.2 16.8

10. How much longer do you wish intercourse could last?
I'm satisfied with how long sex lasts 30.3% 38%
10 minutes 23.3 21
20 minutes 15.3 13.8
5 minutes 14.5 14.5
30 minutes 7.5 5.2
1 hour or more 5.9 4
45 minutes 2.4 1.8
1 minute .9 1.7

11.Which body part of the opposite sex turns you on the most?
Butt 34.5% 7.8%
Chest 23.2 14.3
Face 14.1 19.8
Legs 9.9 1
Genitals 7.6 9.5
Abs 6.1 9.4
Arms 12.5
Shoulders 8.2

12. Which of your body parts do you think turns the opposite sex on the most?
Chest 15.6% 42%
Butt 13.5 27.7
Face 26.9 10.5
Shoulders 9.5 .7
Arms 9.3 .2
Legs 2.9 6.9
Abs 8.4 3.2
Genitals 7 5

13.a. Men: How would you describe your penis size?

About average 59.9%
About right 24.3
Small 8.1
Massive 7
Way too small .8

13.b. Women: How would you describe the penis size of your most recent sexual partner?
About average 44.3%
About right 32.3
Massive 17.6
Small 5
Way too small .9

14. In your opinion, the ideal length for an erect penis is:.
7 inches 38.3% 34.8%
6 inches 33.8 32.8
8 inches 17.9 14.9
5 inches 4.8 10.5
9 inches 3.3 2.6
10 inches or more 1.3 1.7
4 inches .4 2.5
1-3 inches .2 .2

15. In your opinion, the ideal girth for an erect penis is:
The diameter of a D battery 74% 64.3%
The diameter of a racquetball 16.5 27.8
The diameter of a quarter 8.1 5
The diameter of a soda can .7 2
The diameter of a Sharpie marker .6 1

16. Which of the following is most important for pleasing a woman?
Thrusting technique 37.7% 55.5%
Oral sex technique 30.4 19.7
Duration of intercourse 16.8 9.2
Penis girth 12.2 11.9
Penis length 2.9 3.6

17. What sort of lingerie do your prefer?
Racy: The less fabric, the better 48.7% 46.3%
Elegant: Hints of raw flesh 47.3 51
Trashy: Zippers and pleather 4 2.7

18. What sort of pubic grooming have you done?
I'll do a little trimming, 33.5% 19.4%
The buzz cut--I prefer it short 32.8 21.8
Completely bald 15.5 35.6
None. I wouldn't touch a thing. 11.7 2.3
I'll shave or wax it into shapes 6.6 20.9

19. What sort of pubic grooming would you be willing to do, if asked by a partner?
Anything that turns her on 49.4% 38.3%
I'll do a little trimming 15 10.2
The buzz cut-I prefer it short 14.5 12.4
Completely bald 10.8 18.6
I'll shave or wax it into shapes 6.9 18
None. I wouldn't touch a thing. 3.4 2.7

20. What sort of pubic grooming do you prefer on your partner?
Completely bald 36.5% 11.9%
Shaved or wax it into shapes 32.3 2.1
A little trimming, but that's it. 13.8 47.4
The buzz cut--I prefer it short 13.5 25.7
None. I wouldn't touch a thing. 3.9 13

21. How many times a week do you masturbate?
2-3 times a week 37.2% 23.6%
Once a day 19.1 7.3
About once a week 16.6 16.6
2-3 times a month 11 17.6
Less than once a month 11 31.2
More than once a day 5.2 3.6

22. How many times a week do you think your partner masturbates?
Less than once a month 46.9% 10.4%
2-3 times a month 18 11.8
About once a week 17.9 18
2-3 times a week 13.3 32.7
Once a day 2.7 21.2
More than once a day 1.1 5.9

23. How many previous sexual partners is it okay for your partner to have had?
2-3 26.4% 26%
4-5 22.1 19.3
8-10 13.9 13
None 11.3 9
6-7 10.2 8.8
1 5.3 6.4
11-15 4.7 6.4
16-20 2.2 4.5
51 and above 1.7 2.8

24. How many sexual partners have you had?
2-3 18.9% 25.1%
4-5 14.7 14.6
1 12.8 24.1
8-10 10.7 7.8
6-7 9.1 6.6
11-15 8.8 5.3
16-20 5.8 2.6
None 5.3 8.2
21-25 4.2 1.9
51 and above 3.6 1.2

25. Do you think it's okay to ask how many sexual partners your partner has had?
Yes 69.5% 83.5%
No 30.5 16.4

26. Have you asked how many sexual partners your current partner has had?
Yes 58.2% 68.1%
No 41.8 31.9

27. Have you ever lied about how many partners you've had?
No 62.5% 68.4%
Yes -- Increased by 1 or 2 9.6 6.4
Yes -- Decreased by 1 or 2 7.24 13.1
Yes -- Decreased by 3-5 6.3 6.2
Yes -- Decreased by more than 10 6.1 2.7
Yes -- Increased by more than 10 .33 .10

28. Do you count oral sex partners, who you haven't had intercourse with, in your total number of sex partners?
No 62.7% 67.3%
Yes 37.3 32.7

29. When it comes to oral sex, I:
Give more. I want to even it out 35.9% 28.8%
Give more, and I like it that way 21.1 24.1
Receive more. I want to even it out 19.5 19.7
Receive more. I like it that way 14.1 21.1
Give more. I'd like the opposite 6.9 5.6
Receive more. I'd like the opposite 2.5 .7

30. Has your partner ever faked an orgasm?
No 59.7% 92.9%
Yes 40.3 7.1

31. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
No 71.8% 34.9%
Yes 28.3 65.1

32. What's the worst mistake your partner makes in bed?
Not communicating enough 43.9% 19.9%
Just laying there 34.8 -
Faking orgasm 9 -
Poor technique 8 12.5
Trying too hard to please me 3.2 9.9
Acting like we're in a porn movie 1.2 7
Rushing to intercourse - 13.6
Not enough foreplay - 34.2
Not trying hard enough - 5

33. Men: What's the worst mistake women make during oral sex?

Her teeth get in the way 19.2%
She's not persistent enough 18.7
She should use her tongue more 12.6
She doesn't use her hand enough 11.4
She has bad rhythm 11.4
She's too rough 9.7
She ignores my testicles 8.6
She's too gentle 8.5

34. Women: What's the worst mistake men make during oral sex?
He's too rough 22.4%
He's not persistent enough 18.9
He doesn't know my anatomy 18.8
He's too gentle 14.9
He has bad rhythm 13.2
His beard irritates my skin 11.9

35. Do you fantasize?
Yes, but only during masturbation 43.3% 41%
Yes, during sex and masturbation 41.7 22.5
No 9.1 27.4
Yes, but only during sex 5.9 9.1

36. Who do you fantasize about?
A previous partner 25% 27.5%
A friend 22.7 19.2
A stranger 20.5 26.7
A celebrity 13.7 15.7
A porn star 10.7 6.8
A co-worker 7.5 4.1

37. Why do you fantasize?
Images just pop into my head 46.3% 35.1%
It helps me get turned on 43.7 58.4
I'm bored 6.5 4.5
Focus on something besides partner 3.6 2

38. Have you videotaped sex?
No 76.9% 81%
Yes 23.1 19

39. Used light bondage?
No 55.5% 58.7%
Yes 44.6 41.3

40. Used Role Playing?
No 68.7% 71.9%
Yes 31.3 28.1

41. Used toys?
Yes 51.3% 39%
No 48.5 61

42. Had a threesome?
No 90.6% 91%
Yes 9.5 8.8

43. Sex while watching porn?
Yes 57.3% 47.6%
No 42.7 52.4

44. Had anal sex?
No 57.8% 64.8%
Yes 42.2 35.3

45. Had sex in public?
No 53.5% 57.2%
Yes 46.6 42.8

46. Swinging/Swapping
No 95.7% 95.1%
Yes 4.3 4.9

47. Grooming and shaving each other?
No 52.5% 53.2%
Yes 47.5 46.8

48. Is your partner as sexually adventurous as you would like?
No 60.7% 30.7%
Yes 39.3 69.4

49. What can a partner do to convince you to experiment sexually?
Just ask--I'm game 78.6% 47.9%
Offer to let me do something kinky 10.9 9.4
Show how much she respects me 7.3 32.6
Swear that no one will know 2 8.1
Constant begging and pleading 1.2 2

50. I'm more likely to be sexually adventurous...
Always sexually adventurous 44.2% 19.3%
Later: After I've built trust with her 37.9 66
Early: Before things get serious 8.7 7
If it's a random stranger: 8.3 4.8
I'm not comfortable with that 1.4 3

51. Have you ever had a threesome?
No 81.6% 86%
Yes 18.4 14

52. Who else participated?
Two girls 50.3% 21.3%
One guy, One girl 25.5 49
I've been in both situations 24.3
Two guys 29.7

53. Were you in a relationship with any of the other participants?
No, and I never was 57.7% 48.6%
Yes. The relationship stayed strong 17.7 21
Yes. It failed, but not because of it 16.4 19.9
Yes. It failed because of it 4.3 4.6
No, but it evolved into a relationship 3.8 5.9

54. How'd it go?
I loved it, and would do it again 59.1% 36.7%
It was a good, one-time thing. 29.6 40.1
It was awful, but I'd try again 8.1 11.9
It was awful, I'd never try it again 3.3 11.2

55. If you have never been in a threesome, what would it take?
Random people 36.2% 18.8%
I'd never have a threesome 29.4 57.6
Secure relationship. 3rd party a friend 18.7 11.2
Secure relationship. 3rd party a stranger 15.7 12.4



Lyrics

"Breakeven (Falling To Pieces)" by The Script

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Just praying to a God that I don't believe in
'Cause I got time while she got freedom
'Cause when a heart breaks, no, it don't breakeven.

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
'Cause when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven.

What am I suppose to do when the best part of me was always you and
What am I suppose to say when I'm all choked up and you're okay,
I'm falling to pieces,
I'm falling to pieces.

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise word's gonna stop the bleeding
'Cause she's moved on while I'm still grieving
And when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven.

And, what am I gonna to do when the best part of me was always you and
What am I suppose to say when I'm all choked up and you're okay,
I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces.
(One still in love while the other ones leaving)
I'm falling to pieces.
('Cause when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven)

Oh you got his heart and my heart and none of the pain
You took your suitcase, I took the blame
Now I'm try and make sense of what little remains
'Cause you left me with no love, no love to my name.

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Just prayed to a god that I don't believe in
'Cause I got time while she got freedom
'Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break, no it don't breakeven.

What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you and
What am I suppose to say when I'm all choked up and you're okay,
I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces
I'm falling to pieces.
(One still in love while the other ones leaving)
I'm falling to pieces
('Cause when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven)

Oh it don't breakeven no,
Oh it don't breakeven no,
Oh it don't breakeven no.


"So Impossible" by Dashboard Confessional

So she says
"Everyone's going to the party,
won't you come if I come
with a friend for your friend?
I'd be so pleased to see you
out of the classroom wearing the smile that I'll bring you.
I was hoping to learn a few things like..
Do you do you like dashing the dirt
on the whole class or
talking the big smack or
playing the fool or
wearing all of the latest fashions
or bucking the new trends
wearing your old threads or
if you like coffee in the evening
These are a few things that I'd like to know
that I'd like to know"

So I say...
"I've been scheduled to work but I'll call in
and my friend isn't busy
he'd be happy to join me
and maybe my friend
and your friend
will hit it off or maybe we will?"

I'm dying to know
do you do you like dreaming of things
so impossible or only the practical
or ever the wild or waiting through all your bad bad days
just to end them with
someone you care about
and do you like making out
and long drives and brown eyes
and guys that just
don't quite fit in
yeah do you like them
So yes, I'll see you there.


"The Call" by Matt Kennon

Today was gonna be the day
He´d already wrote the note
And parked that Chevrolet
At the end of that dead end road
Had his finger on the trigger; just about to end everything
He was taking one last long breathe; when he heard his cell phone ring

And his best friends say man where you been?
We´re headed down to the lake this weekend
You better not miss it ´cause buddy I swear
It won´t be the same If you aint there
And i told that girl that you like so much
You were coming along and her eyes lit up
I better let you go man i really hope i didnt catch you in the middle of anything
He said you kinda did but i don´t mind at all
I´m glad you called

In another town down the road
In the backseat of a car
Two 18 year olds had let a kiss go to far
He said how are we gonna have this child
When were both headed off to school?
He convinced her late one night there´s only one thing to do
She was scared to death in that waiting room
When the nurse asked how far along are you
She said 5 weeks and just about then her phone lit up
And his call came in
Saying baby i was wrong about everything
I´ve already bought you a diamond ring we´ re gonna start a life
Would you be my wife
Boy or girl; pink or blue; yeah either way
All she could say as she felt those tear drops falls was
I´m so glad you called

If someone you know is waiting on your mind
And needs a friend on the other end line
Don´t hesitate what you say may seem so small
But who knows
They might be glad you called

So make the call

Yeah make that call


Coldplay "The Scientist"

Come up to meet you, tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are

I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I've set you apart

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
Oh, let's go back to the start

Running in circles
Coming up tails
Heads on the science apart

Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh take me back to the start

I was just guessing
At numbers and figures
Pulling the puzzles apart

Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Oh tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start

Running in circles
Chasing our tails
Coming back as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Oh, it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard

I’m going back to the start

Oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ah ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Oh ooh ooh ooh ooh